Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

Pooty-doo

Pooty-doo when your pussy smells worse than your booty doo

Vanessa fine I would smash if it wasn’t for the pooty-doo

by Clint Morning Wood April 11, 2019

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

pootytang

basically a vagina

after having sex with a hoe...the strong smell of pootytang is in the air

by EricaGeist April 14, 2003

Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011

Pooty Parts

The lower fart creating portion of the human digestive system.

Damn, man. I ate too much Taco Bell and now my pooty parts is achin'

OR

“They has eaten the poo pies and growed Chonklit Monkeys up in the pooty parts”

by daverpdx May 22, 2007

Pooty Goochy

Occurs when a female wipes her ass from the back to the front and gets fecal matter on said gooch and vagina areas.

Did you hear about Linda? She’s doesn’t know how to wipe her ass correctly now she’s stuck with a pooty goochy.

by MasonMc January 15, 2019