Poot Puffer

One who smells their own flatulence

Girl One: I totally caught my boyfriend smelling his own fart!
Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?

by CindiLouwho? June 19, 2010

poot lavato

Demi Lavato's twin sister who she trapped in a basement for years, maybe even centuries. #justiceforpoot

Poot Lavato is going to outshine her sister with her new single "eggs" featuring Igloo Australia

by Therealpootlavato January 15, 2016

Rooster Poot

Slang for Sperm or Jism, so named because the excrement of a rooster (nicknamed poot which is hillbilly for poop) is globular white in appearance.

"Nigel shot Rooster Poot all over her. " or, "I did her real good, then pulled out early and Rooster Pooted on her back."

by Nigel Sessions December 7, 2012

lady poot

When a lady needs to fart and it comes out very quietly almost like a little slight breeze than is almost undetectable to the human ear.

My girlfriend has to fart so she went into the restroom and lady pooted!

by Scottsmanusa June 18, 2016

Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

poot lovato

Demi Lovato's twin sister that was locked in a basement for her whole life, did not know how to act around people, looks like a moon.

"Oh look! It's Poot Lovato making her debut!"

by GRUMPYTRUMPY March 4, 2016

Poot up

Dusty, ugly, a mess, basic, trash

That girl outfit is poot up.
His haircut is poot up asf period.
You poot tf up!

by Cornbreadbih May 22, 2019