Poor mans wine

grape juice and vodka or other clear liquor
yo man i got a date tonight but i aint got no money to get some fine wine

pshh dont trip that bitch will settle fo' some poor mans wine
by ol' poor bastard February 07, 2010
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poor mans crack

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.
Joey was using poor mans crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.
by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011
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Poor Man's Speedball

Smoking marijuana and drinking caffeine at the same time.

(Pot and caffeine vs. heroin and cocaine in a real speedball.)
This poor man's speedball is just what I needed to clear this hangover.
by Chick Henry October 02, 2006
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Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 08, 2014
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poor man's crack

To add extra nicotine straight from the bottle to other drugs like crack or meth in order to increase the intensity and duration of the high. That also makes it easier to overdose.
In that crack house they use poor man's crack to increase their efficiency. That is so smart that it is stupid.
by WillRock June 28, 2011
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Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.
Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...
by Jere August 07, 2012
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Poor Man's Pimms

A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.
Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.
by Stegwych August 12, 2006
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