Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

by Jere August 7, 2012

Poor Man's Pimms

A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.

Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.

by Stegwych August 12, 2006

Poor man's lamination

Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.

I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.

by velenosangue November 30, 2009

Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010

Poor Man's Lube

Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.

Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew

by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020

poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005