Poosturbate

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

by upperleft June 1, 2018

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Poosturbate

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

by R Pontin August 6, 2009

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass

Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?

by JChez11 August 3, 2011