poopshoot

The act of pooping into a girls anal hole or vagina. Thrust log as if a dildo. A discontinuation of the thrusting is uncalled for until the log has been broken down into a brown liquid goop, which could then be used for a lubricant or tasty drink. Rub onto testies for maximum speed and agility. Dip testies into mouth for a sensation the girl will never forget (May cause death).

"I gave Mary a poopshoot yesterday, She said the poop filled out her cunt nicely."

"I fed Karen the liquid goop, She gagged and nearly died."

"I LOVE TO GIVE SLUTS POOPSHOOTS"

by Joe master of hoe November 24, 2006

poopshoot

arsehole - anus or
a chat room to shoot the proverbial shit on.

she takes it up the poopshoot better than kiki daire used to

by flite November 24, 2003

poopshoopdooby

Taking a giant load on someones face.

Dude i just poopshoopdoobyed that guys face, lol.

by well fargo May 13, 2010

poopshooter

Someone who likes anal sex above vaginal sex.

Joe ain't much on intercourse but he is one hell of a poopshooter

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

peppering poopshoot

A rectum so diseased, you wake up three days later with an infected phallus.

I got so drunk this weekend and banged that girl’s peppering poopshoot. Now I got a severe case of fire cock.

by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

poopshot

A another person's asshole

Billy is eating someones poopshot

by Craker June 26, 2005

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

by thechop123 August 1, 2009