Pooportunity

The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.

Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.

Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.

Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.

Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.

by Jocian August 11, 2014

poopertainment

Any form of bathroom entertainment than is viewed while on the toilet

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Provided just the right amount of poopertainment while I took a dump.

by T swizz October 18, 2010

Pooportunity

An opportunity to poo.

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.

by KoBoington June 30, 2012

pooportunity

The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.

As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.

by cootpoot January 6, 2015

Pooportunity

A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.

There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.

I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.

by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018

pooportunity

opportunity to be able to do something while pooping

i got some pooportunity

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019

pooportunity

the opportunity to do something while pooping

i got a pooportunity to text

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019