poopage

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005

pooprag

Similar to the hankercheif, it is carried around and used to wipe one's ass. It is machine-washable.

Camper 1: Hey, dude, I have to shit. Mind if I borrow your pooprag?
Camper 2: Sure! I've already used it though...
Camper 1: Sweet.

by Tim "Pooprag" Johnson November 28, 2004

Pooperazzi

The new name for the technician who performs your colonoscopy. The person who takes the pictures inside your asshole.....

Me: What are you going to the doctor for?

You: I am going to see the pooperazzi for a poopshoot....

by JasonCovich November 25, 2009

pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

poopergency

The act of having to take an emergency poop. Unexpected poop trouble.

Bill was speed because he had a poopergency.

by Dr. Poopenstein April 20, 2010

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.

Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.

by Pooghost March 21, 2017