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poonum

Simply, squishy cheeks on ones face. It can be made by fat, but it is not limited to this - things like jaw alignment or soft/flexible skin can result in poonum.

When someone has a lot of poonum, it is very amusing to poke this person's cheek with a your finger and say poonum in a childish voice.
"Dude! Look at T-Dawg's cheeks. *pokes cheek* Heh heh, poonum!"
by Ramous July 3, 2006
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poonkake

1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)
1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."
by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007
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Poonus

Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.

The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.
by dolly29 August 8, 2017
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poonut butter

Poonut butter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to Gnutella. Here is the receipe for Poonut Butter:

1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.
Hey Jimmy, your mom makes the best poonut butter YEYYYYYYY!
by King Souser December 28, 2005
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PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"
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Poonukkle

When you have anal sex and afterwards your ass leaks out the left over cum. Then the cum and the leftover poop mixes together. Eventually you wipe the ass off with whatever is around,(sometimes your own hand) leaving you with a "poonukkle"
This guy was banging me in the ass last night, and the poonukkle afterwards smelt like fried cheese.
by schmeghan March 19, 2010
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poopuke

Originating from "The Chico Bender" in fall of 2001.
A poopuke is generally found the morning after a hard night of drinking Steel Reserves and late night gorging on multiple servings of "Cup O' Noodles" doused with "Muy Bueno" cheese and "Tapatio". It consists of what can only be described as puking out of ones anus. Typically it is not a pleasurable experience though the recognition by ones peers of completing this act could be worth the agony.
I didn't make it to the john this morning during my poopuke attack. Mikey's bedroom may need to be hosed down.
by Damn Near Rectum April 9, 2004
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