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poonshammin

'POONSHAMMIN' IS A SLANG/HOOD TERM GENERALLY USED TO DESCRIBE A PERSON WHO'S FULL OF SHIT, A LIER OR SOMEONE WHO'S WORD YOU CANT TRUST..
:KEVIN TOLD ME HE HIT THE LOTTERY YESTERDAY,SO WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST CALL ME ON THE PHONE TO BORROW 5 DOLLARS,DAMN KEVIN'S ALWAYS "POONSHAMMIN'

:THIS HOE INVITED ME TO DINNER,BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY,SHE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT HER PURSE AT HOME BY MISTAKE,MAN I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS BITCH WAS 'POONSHAMMIN..
by @Ohiorichkid May 23, 2017
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poonsweat

1> the stuff in your goatee after eating a pooseta
2> what is left in your GF's panties after finger jaming her
3> The baddest xbox live player on Ghost Recon 2: Summit Strike
she wouldnt kiss me cause i had poonsweat on my chin; damn poonsweat killed me again
by poonsweat January 3, 2006
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poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.
After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.
by Jamed January 11, 2009
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poonslapper

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!
by sembms June 15, 2011
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Poonswitchz

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
by cookies52 March 15, 2009
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Poonswindle

Verb: The act of a woman blackmailing or bribing someone to do or not to do something by threatening to withhold sex.
If he doesn't want to meet your parents just poonswindle him.
I didn't want to go shopping with her but she poonswindled me.

She said I could go fishing or have sex, I didn't let her poonswindle me.
by Mahlachi May 1, 2021
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Poontwang

lets take a rode trip to texas and get us sum sweet poontwang
by super dave April 12, 2011
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