6 definitions by super dave

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Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.
by super dave December 09, 2014
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Another name for a dildo, specifically one that is thrown.
The old lady uses her poondart when she needs to get off.
by super dave September 24, 2019
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The complete denial of the existence of homosexuality.
"There's no way that your dad was checking out my ass because there's no such thing as a fag," said the fagnostic.
by super dave April 19, 2003
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One's denial of being "checked out" by a homosexual.
Aman, the fagnostic, explained that the queer was just being "friendly."
by super dave April 19, 2003
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George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.
Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.
by super dave February 11, 2004
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