reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner

Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

poononi

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

by Gary December 5, 2004

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

Pooninnen

A balloon filled with smoke.

We are making pooninnens with our bong exhalations.

by Starboyjuice October 16, 2008

Poonsonality

A woman's vagina and how good it feels or makes you feel.

See also poon

This girl I met on Saturday night was average looking but once we got in bed I found out she had an awesome poonsonality.

by CharlieH313 May 8, 2011

pooninite

One who is greatly in-tune to the art of POON. A man who can Mac like no other. Generally known as a pimp, and looked up to by the lower male class.

Damn Andy, you are indeed a Pooninite.

by B. Sasquatch May 31, 2005