Poonani Plug

Slang for tampon

gash 1 'oh no, i think i came on and i don't have any tampons'

gash 2 'it's alright, use my poonani plug, i've only had it in for a few hours'

by StreetCar June 5, 2010

Poodini

When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.

I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!

by The AAR April 16, 2008

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Poodini

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

by Digger111 July 10, 2014

poonanie

Vagina (vulgar) in Jamaican patois.

Mi gunna poke mi wood in ya poonanie, overstand?

by NevermindWho April 13, 2006

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

Poonani juice

Juice from the vagina when in the throws of fingerblasting or some other form of adequate stimulation.

My roommate fingerblasted my girlfriend’s fucking pussy like hell while I was at work and soaked my side of the bed with her smelly poonani juice!

by Jsevere August 28, 2021