by i make words September 3, 2007
Get the pooned mug.When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
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An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.
Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)
Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)
(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"
by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009
Get the Pooned mug.The guy at a party who won't really be missed if he wasn't there.
sentence: "so who broke the window... probably poonbear"
sentence: "so who broke the window... probably poonbear"
by Faron Gancher March 17, 2007
Get the poonbear mug.Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."
E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"
I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"
I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
by Hatz aka ( )-N-S-|_-A-U-G-]-[-T aka Oleoresin Capsicum October 11, 2005
Get the pooned mug.A take on poontang, it's the woman's genital region hwuts made for sinking a man's penis, also known as a titanic, in.
by Torpedo Rodeo December 21, 2008
Get the Poonberg mug.When a woman gets cum all over her chest after a glorious ejaculation from her partner.
Derived from the verb 'to poon'.
Derived from the verb 'to poon'.
by HenryD'amour November 28, 2009
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