Patmobile

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.

Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010

potmobile

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

Pedomobile

A mobile phone that is attrative to retarded teenagers

gonna get me the new Iphone X. It's a true pedomobile

by dirtydog1234 February 16, 2020

popemobile

A port-o-let or port-a-pottie,
a temporary portabile latrine.

Variation of the term "poopmobile".

"Dude, the concert was great, but the line at the popemobile was looooong!

by Apogee_ July 20, 2008

pootmobile

An insult, typically meant to be worse than calling someone a pussy. Comes from the word coot + mobile, meaning an extreme version (assholemobile, facistmobile)

Eat your own damn fries, you little pootmobile

by fatty McAngrypants April 4, 2005

poogobbler

someone who gobbles poo

im such a poogobbler

by SpeakerOfFaxington April 29, 2022

Pipmobile

A Pipmobile is a vehicle obtained through the British “Motability” scheme. A portmanteau of “PIP” (Personal Independence Payments) and “mobile”.

“Hey, did you see the neighbour has another brand new car? “
“Yeah, another Pipmobile I expect, is Doreen still pretending she’s got fibro? Lazy bitch!”

by Wight Eggy August 11, 2025