Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

by Iman T September 9, 2010

period pooh

sum stupid shit bitches came up with

“niggas ain’t shit”
“omg period pooh”

by fatcunt101 May 22, 2019

poodirt

Mike daley's ugly face.

It burns my eyes!!!
wtf?
poodirt POODIRT!!!!!
oh... fuck off Mike

by djinc January 14, 2008

tandom pooh

A technique in which friends cross arms, and use eachothers weight too lean back, and pooh, when no sign of tiolet is in view. This technique is mainly used in the woods, where the secret cannot be released to society. Group poohs can also take place, if there is more then two friends in desperate need of relaseing a giant alejandro.

"Hey Chris", "Hey Mike" wanna go tandom this one up.

"Guys, I feel like a group pooh is in order".

"Tandom pooh in five"

"Feels like its time for a little tandom action"

by AJAJJAjA May 1, 2006

poohan

a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.

Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan

by anymous23445 May 5, 2008

Du pooh

Asking someone if they digested there food. Or have made a poopy.

“Hey Dillan du pooh? “
“Yes Jordan i du pooh.”

by Jorb t cup August 17, 2021

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009