Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.

Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"

by KAOS217 January 9, 2008

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers July 7, 2006

Poogina

Having dihareah so loose that it slips into the vagina.

Last night I had the shits so bad I woke up with a poogina.

by Mammoss December 8, 2012

Poongineer

Someone who is gifted and creative when it comes to handling the poon. They also often discover new and exciting ways to engineer methods of vaginal orgasm.

Giiirrrlll I hooked up with Justin last night and he was a poongineer fo sho!

Dude, I made her cum so many times I earned my degree in poongineering.

by kvag February 16, 2010

Poofin

When someone is acting stupid or doing something that shouldn't be done.
Doing something in goofy matter.

"Why is your brother walking so goofy"
"I don't know he be poofin some times"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017