Pony

A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality

"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse

by Big chappo October 24, 2018

Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

by Yuppie November 4, 2004

Pony

A person who participates in erotic roleplay as a pony, horse or other type of equine. Used in conjunction with the activity itself: "ponyplay".

She likes pulling a cart as a pony.

by CabbyD November 17, 2013

Pony

Noun - Pony - Marijuana i.e I LOVE PONY

Verb - (To ride the pony/getting pony'd) - To partake in any form of sense enhancing activity e.g getting high/drunk.

I ride the pony most weekends.

or
I got so pony'd I fell on my face twice and now I look like an actual pony...

Could go on forever. Pony is universal. Use at own disposal. All comes from a love of pony and a new found love of actual ponies....
Thought pony riding was fun.
Horse riding is A TRIP.

by NEWAGECOWBOYS November 4, 2010

Pony

A pony is a girl that's beautiful, that you can ride all night long

Kylie is such a pony

by J Mon November 7, 2010

Pony

slang for cocaine on twitter; more commonly seen as "white pony" or "white horse"

"Lets ride the white pony" <let's use cocaine>

by boooyakatcha August 22, 2012

Pony

Delaware Slang a short name for an Al Capone a sweet cognac filtered smoke.

Nie: Ayo Pop pass the pony

Pop: Hold on man let me get one more hit

by jamrock campbell June 5, 2009