juff pont

to not take shit from the lower genre in a stylish fashon

juff pont a bitch wit you flat back hand and let her know who you are......

Marsha: ima leavin your sorryful ass!
me: o wow you juff pont!!! im going to juff pont your ass

Marsha: you wouldnt

me: yes...i would...BITCH!!!!!

by cooterman December 19, 2009

5am pont

when ur studying for the International Baccalaureate and u feel like u cant remember shit, u wait for the 5am pont that will be posted on reddit.

Maria: have you studied for the International Baccalaureate that takes place tomorrow at 8 am?
Alex: lmao no I'm waiting for the 5am pont to be posted on reddit.

by denisucx June 26, 2021

feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

Royce du Pont

A master negotiator and genius money maker. Pioneered several techniques like the du Pont approach and deviation.

"Man have you ever watched Royce du Pont, he is so based!!"

by Edmund J Wilson March 5, 2024

Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008