ponkey 

a cross between a pigeon and a monkey

why did the ponkey cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side.

ponkey by thegodofponkeys September 20, 2020

PONKEY 

Girls vagina!

Ooh my ponkey is itchy. I'll be back, I need to take a shower.

PONKEY by anonymous September 30, 2021

Ponkey 

A local person who is probably unemployed with low IQ, very low self respect and has personal hygiene issues.
Usually found in groups by bus stops, train stations and public parks.

Oh dear look at that ponkey cunt over there!!

Ponkey by Ponkey cunt July 29, 2023

Ponkey

A combination of a pony and a donkey. Best used to describe a pony and donkey lover.

"She was such a ponkey"

Ponkey by UnicornLover404 March 22, 2026

Honkey Ponkey 

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

Honkey Ponkey by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

ponkers 

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Pokeyidiot 

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go

Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

Pokeyidiot by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016