ponkey

a cross between a pigeon and a monkey

why did the ponkey cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side.

by thegodofponkeys September 20, 2020

PONKEY

Girls vagina!

Ooh my ponkey is itchy. I'll be back, I need to take a shower.

by anonymous September 30, 2021

Ponkey

A local person who is probably unemployed with low IQ, very low self respect and has personal hygiene issues.
Usually found in groups by bus stops, train stations and public parks.

Oh dear look at that ponkey cunt over there!!

by Ponkey cunt July 29, 2023

Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Pokeyidiot

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go

Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016