by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022
Get the Bird Polygamist mug.1. to have more than one wife.
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem
I was going to dump Amanda and hook up with Margaret but we decided to engage in some polygamy instead.
by s: August 19, 2004
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Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
Get the Polygamist mug.The practice of marrying more than one spouse.
To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).
Also see monogamy.
To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).
Also see monogamy.
by Lorelili November 16, 2006
Get the polygamy mug.–noun
1. an instrument for receiving and recording simultaneously tracings of variations in certain body activities.
2. a test using such an instrument to determine if a person is telling the truth.
3. lie detector.
4. an apparatus for producing copies of a drawing or writing.
5. a prolific or versatile author.
–verb (used with object)
6. to test (a person) with a polygraph.
1. an instrument for receiving and recording simultaneously tracings of variations in certain body activities.
2. a test using such an instrument to determine if a person is telling the truth.
3. lie detector.
4. an apparatus for producing copies of a drawing or writing.
5. a prolific or versatile author.
–verb (used with object)
6. to test (a person) with a polygraph.
by C. A. D. March 5, 2009
Get the polygraph mug.The opposite of monogamy. To have many sexual partners within short intervals of time is to be polygamous. Expanding upon this, having bitches or call girls or multiple friends with benefits is being polygamous.
by Nathan July 17, 2004
Get the polygamy mug.Horny, perverted, men who are sort of mormon but use there made up amendment to Mormonism, who marry more than one women in sake of some made up religion who build big prison like compounds and force young 13 to 17 year olds to marry and have sex with them and brainwash there wives to think they are from the 1930's and to have no reality of life what so ever and that 13 year olds having sex with a 40yr old man with 7 wives is not bad in their brainwashed minds......
Simple answer- Horny Religious, Perverted Men who somehow are the masterminds of brainwashing women into thinking everything they say and do is ok and right
Simple answer- Horny Religious, Perverted Men who somehow are the masterminds of brainwashing women into thinking everything they say and do is ok and right
Hey Joanne, your marrying your 3rd uncle.
But i'm only 13 and he's already married to 6 women and he's 49
You have no choice dear. It's my choice and you have no rights what so ever in this compound and you are much less than anything on this earth so you have to do everything i say and since i say your a polygamist, you have to do as i say as i wrote the polygamist religion.
But DAD!!!
Too late, ceremony is in 1 hour.
But i'm only 13 and he's already married to 6 women and he's 49
You have no choice dear. It's my choice and you have no rights what so ever in this compound and you are much less than anything on this earth so you have to do everything i say and since i say your a polygamist, you have to do as i say as i wrote the polygamist religion.
But DAD!!!
Too late, ceremony is in 1 hour.
by ryfly May 2, 2008
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