Captain Polenin

Ex-Commander of the Soviet Submarine K-19. Polenin is under great pressure from the Russian leadership to not only launch on time, but to have the new flagship of the fleet ready for a successful missile test firing to get the attention of the U.S. government. The fact that some systems in the K-19 seem to be faulty and fail on a regular basis is of no concern for the government, and they believe that Captain Polenin has put the safety of his crew over the interests of the Communist Party. Russia, by thus, decides that Capt. Polenin is not fit to command the ship. Since Polenin knows the ship and crew well, he is assigned to stay aboard the K-19 as an executive officer under the command of Captain. Alexi Vostrikov

See Captain Vostrikov

Captain Polenin: "At every stage of this disaster which came within moments of being a far greater disaster, the officers and crew did what had to be done. 7 are now dead. And nobody knows how many more are dying or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been commited. Questioned, even when undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning. Locked up and denied access to wives and families. But they and their comrades saved K-19. And maybe, just maybe, they saved all of you as well."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you Capt. Polenian"

Captain Polenin: "One thing more, please."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you-"

Captain Polenin: "No Captain, in the Soviet Navy has ever been faced with such decisions. The fate of the boat, the crew... the fate of the world. All in the balance. (sighs) The Navy is my life, and one thing I know: there can be only one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you. None of you has the right to judge Capt. Vostrikov. You weren't there... I was. He was our captain, he was my captain. (Looks over at Captain Vostrikov and stands at attention) And it would be an honor, to sail under his command again."

by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005

pollen

1) Particles given off by blooming plants that, in high amounts, can be visible on standing objects. Pollen tends to have a yellowish color.
2) Something that many people are allergic to. Most people suffer from itchy eyes, raw throat, runny nose, suffy nose, and/or headaches. Keep in mind that pollen can also cause sneezing in people who may or may not be allergic to pollen. This type of allergy is often called a seasonal allergy.
3) A person allergic to pollen may not want to live in the Atlanta, Georgia area because there's SO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING POLLEN!
4) Number 2 on my shit-list...yes I have a shit-list.

1) >Hey Joe, did you see all the pollen on my car?
>No because my allergies have blinded me.
2) >Rick, did you happen to see how high the pollen level is today?
>No, because in Atlanta, there's always very high pollen levels in the *achooooo* spring.
3)>WHY THE FUCK DID I MOVE HERE!?
4)>Dick, did you read my updated shit-list?
>Yeah I notest that you put Barrack Obama in front of Dick Cheney
>That moves pollen into the number 3 spot, in front of Barney and Michael Moore.

by bobalicous18 April 2, 2009

poltent

A word from the scouse dialect, meaning attractive, fit and pleasing to the eye. Can be shortened to 'poey' also.

you look so poey in this pic bbe

you look ded poltent here girl

by powmow December 18, 2010

gluten tag polen

start of a world war

gluten tag polen oh no

by 69 noice August 12, 2021

pollen bangers

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)

Pollen bangers are quality

by El cunto February 19, 2017

Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.

My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.

by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020

Cross Pollenation

A common hazard of MMF-threesomes. One man accidentally ejaculates on the other man. Can also occur through "sloppy seconds" experiences(oral, vaginal and anal).

"Matt dude, was there any cross pollenation on your trip to Paris(Eiffel Tower) with Molly and Dan??"

by SACK ROWE January 13, 2008