poaching

Doing something you shouldn't do i.e. stealing--- comes from a snowboarding term to go somewhere roped off that you aren't supposed to go into.

I'm poaching my sister's Netflix.

by thecureforthepainisinthepain June 25, 2016

poach

To take a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator.

That little shit-weasel Raymond better not poach my fucking tuna sandwich again.

by Frozen June 18, 2003

Poach

Verb.

The act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people's chances to take that spot. Mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. Very useful in places such as malls and department stores.

Passenger: "Hey, do you see any spots open near WalMart?"

Driver: "No, but there's someone with their tail-lights on, let's poach their spot."

Passenger: "Epic!"

by CMKTBH December 27, 2009

poach

In snowboarding terms, sneaking up the chair lift without a ticket or pass.

"Tickets are too expensive, I'd rather poach the lifts or hike the park."

by Dirty D Nice December 21, 2008

poach

Snowboarding term: to board in fresh, untouched powder.

Yo Phat Man! I be poachin' duh pow-Der while you jiss ridin' duh chair.

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

Poach

Ski or snowboard term - the act of ignoring a trail closed sign to ski freshies

yo fuck that closed sighn im poachin all day today

by k-28 January 13, 2011

poach

Taking something that simply is not yours. Usually for a limited time only, like

"Yo, I'll be in Orlando this weekend, can I poach your couch?"

by Hank Whittier September 13, 2003