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PoppyCocks

Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.
Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.
by Boredy Bored Bored June 21, 2010
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Prince Poppycock

A man whose only talent can be described as "showmanship", yet somehow this allowed him to finish fourth on America's Got Talent. Known for excessive makeup and an extremely flamboyant, forced personality.

In one sentence, he's the worst thing to happen to the Northern Hemisphere, including 9/11 and World War II.
Person A: "Hey I was watching America's Got Talent and can't believe Prince Poppycock didn't win."

Person B: "Why? He has no definable talent. The show is called America's Got Talent."

Person A: "You don't understand, you must not like him because he's gay."

Person B: "You only like him because he's gay."

Person A: "Well seeing as I am a young impressionable, insecure teenage girl...you are probably correct."
by You Dislike My Definition October 25, 2010
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floppycock

When an outcome is extremely disappointing or disheartening.
Jerry, its raining outside, oh floppycock!
by floppycock sde November 24, 2011
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Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.
Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.
by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020
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Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.
Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?
by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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PoopyCock

When you shove a penis in an ass that have wet muddy poop in it
I did anal with this girl last night and I got a ratchet PoopyCock
by HornySexSlave69 October 15, 2019
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floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
by matt beast November 10, 2008
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