Plogging

After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.

“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer”

by InTheWitchsLair May 23, 2019

plogging

trudging through social media

Even with an optimized RSS reader, I get so tired of plogging all day.

by Cinder's Ash January 23, 2009

ploding

Something exploding.

Bob: Hey, did you hear that the new *insert war game here* has some awesome ploding effects?

Ken: Yeah man, you can die fast from that ploding.

by secretawesomeness123 March 27, 2009

Podging

(Verb): To be taking part in PDA (Public Display of Affection); displaying your affection towards a partner in public, often creating an awkward situation for bystanders.

I was sitting on the couch and Tod and Darla were TOTALLY podging... awkward.

by ABC123HALLIE November 30, 2010

podging

Inflicting bodily harm upon someone, with a particular emphasis on the groin region.

The British have been podging themselves with this whole Brexit fiasco

by yeomanthethird January 18, 2019

Plogging

It's like blogging with your penis.

My hands were hurting so I resorted to plogging instead to keep everyone posted.
Alternatively...
A dude named Jack was riding is bike and having a really great day and wanted to share with everyone so he pulled out his dick and started plogging.

by ProfessionalScrub June 1, 2019

Plogging

A method of torture in which a plunger's suction is used to remove the immediate contents of the victim's bowels, usually after being raped in the ass and ejaculated into.

Yo, it was so nasty in that Mexican prison, there was even plogging going on. Not cool man!

by mexicanslob June 3, 2019