please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.

Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.

by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008