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hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).
I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.
by jpblackout March 5, 2014
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plausible deniability

A condition in which a subject can safely and believeably deny knowledge of any particular truth that may exist because the subject is deliberately made unaware of said truth so as to benefit or shield the subject from any responsibility associated through the knowledge of such truth.
The CIA black ops division undertakes dangerous and usually what would be considered illegal missions that are not officially sanctioned by the US administration so that the administration, which usually benefits from such missions, can safely dissavow any knowledge of them in the event of their publically uncovered success or failure. The administration is in the position of plausible deniability towards the CIA's actions.
by sugarbumlover October 21, 2005
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pause

Said after something that may be taken as homosexual.
-Pull it out, pause.
-Son, that ball is huge, pause.
by m1c August 12, 2004
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Pauseunpause

You have such a pauseunpause! - Andrea
I know! - Alex
by LoneWo1f1 July 16, 2015
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Down pause

The brief moment of silence while driving under an overpass during a heavy rain.
Whoa... that down pause was cool, though brief!
by Krista in SLO December 30, 2010
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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.
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titty pause

While talking to someone, a chick with great tits walks buy and you pause midsentence as you eye fuck her tits. Then when she is out of eye fucking range, you continue your sentence as if you had never stopped talking. That is the titty pause.
Mr. Smith was fired because he was talking to his boss and his boss' daughter walked by in a low cut shirt. Mr. Smith hadn't realized that he had just experienced a 30 second titty pause as he continued to explain to his boss why he deserved a big promotion.
by KronenV May 8, 2010
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