playing yo-yo with a turd

When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.

by Nerples December 23, 2013

playing suckie face

kissing

the kids are down in the basement playing suckie face

by pussy bee October 29, 2019

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Playing Drums

1. A phrase commonly used in the Bay Area when describing someone who is just not paying attention.

2. It's almost like that spaced out look a drummer makes when they're playing.

3. That look a person makes when they're daydreaming.

This guy is not smart. He's at a green light but he's not driving through the intersection. Dude, he must be playing drums right now.

by Adub408 July 8, 2018

playing the field

When a person dates numerous people but is in no serious relationships.

Michael was almost happy that his girlfriend broke up with him because he was looking forward to playing the field.

by Bruwres July 22, 2009

Playing Peek-a-boo

Similar to prairie dogging, when one has waited to shit so long that the turd starts to come out a bit.

Dude, lets's find a restroom quick. I'm playing peek-a-boo over here.

by SMUsucks June 5, 2009

playing poopsum

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018