planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

Durr Plant

A parody meme originating from a video made by IHE on YouTube as part of his "I hate Damn Daniel Video".

*points at random plant* DURR PLANT!

by Kizzlestikz May 24, 2016

Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.

In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.

by Freeiowan June 18, 2012

Water My Basil Plant

When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.

I'm going to water my basil Plant

by Amongusussus December 12, 2022

liberal plantation

Often used when discussing Black conservatives, this term refers to the notion that white liberals prefer for all African-Americans to fit into one political viewpoint, generally characterized as left-Populist-Democrat. If Blacks all think the same, then the leadership of the liberal white left can regard Blacks as a monolithic voting block. That makes things a lot easier to strategize and manipulate than if the Black population is seen as a whole spectrum of political views -- which, of course, is indeed the case in reality. Thus, when white liberals imply that any politically-aware Black who is not left-Democrat is either suicidal or insane, they are "keeping the Blacks on the liberal plantation" -- and Blacks who are not left-Democrat are spoken of as having "bolted off the liberal plantation." An important facet of this paradigm is that the "liberal plantation" is figuratively a "plantation" because it uses Black voters to serve mostly the interests of a white liberal establishment, not the interests of the Black American voters themselves.

"The Black feminazis ganged up against Clarence Thomas during his Supreme Court nomination not because they thought he was sexist, but really because he had the nerve to bolt off the liberal plantation."

"Black Libertarian Thomas Sowell is sometimes called an Uncle Tom simply because he has wandered off the liberal plantation."

White conservative TV pundit: "Herman Cain is being attacked for sexual harassment by the liberal mainstream press not because he did anything substantially improper, but for bolting off the liberal plantation."

by ninja nella November 5, 2011

Low Plait

A 'Low Plait' is a person who usually dons a whispy, wirey, untamable low plait/saggy bun. They have a raring passion for nature and the environment and will rarely ever use electricity, bras or deoderant. They relish in body hair and wear fleeces, socks and sandals (hessian footwear is pivotal), as comfort and practicality is key. All food will be grown themselves and hugging trees is a must. Past times include hiking, long country walks, collecting fossils and bird watching. A 'Low Plait' does not rely on watches, as they believe they would be adapting to consumerism, and so instead use the sun.

"Mmm...the smell of rosemary makes me think of Spring"..."Wow, that was low plait of you!"

"I just found a great hefty fleece...and it's made from 100% recyclable material!"..."What a low plait thing to say!"

by Chanisa Joan Scholomon November 30, 2011