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T-Paining

To crash ones performance/event by jumping on stage with performer. Usually accompanied with the fact that they are in no way supposed to be on stage. Origin comes from Jay-Z remarks to Lil Mama crashing his performance at the 2009 VMA's
Jay-Z to Lil Mama after crashing the stage at the VMA's: "Oh, you T-Paining me right now?"
by Serena Williams Jr. September 18, 2009
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masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
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T-Paining

Talking online through a headset when the connection is not stable. Results in a psudo-auto tuning voice effect.
Hey man, your connection sucks! You're T-Paining!
by xXRedxSlugXx August 26, 2017
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I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
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Astro Planing

The act of leaving one's living body and having an 'out of body experience'. Not the same as death.
Out of boy experiences can be attributed to astro planing.
by Srž Tanjur August 2, 2006
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Halloween Planning

It's never to early to plan for Halloween.
Jeff: Dude, look at all the candy I got! Male stripper =win!
John: Dude, that's awesome. I'm gonna be an Emo Kid next year.
Jeff: Halloween planning right after we JUST got candy?!
John: It's never to early to plan for Halloween.
by InfectedBoot July 29, 2009
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planning on plan b

When you plan on having unprotected, amazing sex for a couple days and buy the Plan B pill at Walgreens or CVS before mentioned couple days of mind blowing sex.
One time I was planning on plan b because I was planning on having a dirty weekend.
I had to get the plan b one time one after a frantic morning when the condom broke,upon arrival home I realized that there's an effing coupon for that ish! It was actually nice to know in case I ever was planning a plan b.
I think planning a plan b is a bit inhumane, and harsh on ones body, but ultimately somewhat responsible.
Planning a plan b is better than pulling and praying.
If condoms weren't lame I wouldn't ever plan a plan b.
I've never planned a plan b, but have often thought about these things.
It's better to have some sort of plan than no plan, better start planning a plan b
by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015
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