Pizzajerky

Pizza that is very dry and tough. Usually occurs when leftover slices are left in the box and forgotten about until days later. Some still find it edible, and refer to it as pizzajerky.

I was too lazy to cook so i just snagged some pizzajerky out of the garbage.

by robhk888 December 9, 2007

pizzarectile dysfunction

When you are about to bite a slice of pizza and the end droops on you as its about to enter your mouth.

This pizza has major pizzarectile dysfunction. I've yet been able to bite into it.

by Proclus_Plato January 2, 2012

PIZZALERT

The much appreciated statement

making it known that the ordered pizza
has finally arrived.

"Hey, Joe, pizzalert! It's $16.00."

by No1Dane September 26, 2009

pizzadalek

A penis the size of his middle finger.

His partner liked his pizzadalek.
Its always easy to measure his penis because he has a pizzadalek.

by amarigetsbuckets April 17, 2017

pizzabetes

Pizzabetes is a disease in which the body's ability to respond to excess volume of cheese, tomato sauce, and dough in any combination is impaired, resulting in abnormal gastric activity and thus elevated levels of pizza molecules in the blood, urine, and brain stem.

Common side effects: pizza cravings, frequent napping, irritability, flatulence, major bloating and explosive diarrhea, loss of self, abnormal behavior, yelling, insatiable, need to order more pizza

Timmy developed pizzabetes following his sixteenth birthday. He requires regular medical check-ups to monitor his pizzabetes.

by dominoesmaster October 18, 2017

Pizzametheus

The God of Pizza

Chris is Pizzametheus the God of Pizza

by Pizzametheus March 8, 2018

Pizzaed

To pizza, or not go pizza. That is the question

“I Pizzaed”

by Twtrwusgood February 19, 2019