Pisstabate

To piss and masturbate at the same time and get your hand all wet.

why is your hand all wet!?
I was pisstabateing

by Insane in the membrane June 7, 2014

Passturbate

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

by Master Zed June 5, 2016

pissgrate

Noun, an ingrate with an inflated ego caught in a pissing contest to the detriment of everyone around them OR a grate that other people piss on in public. Typically used to refer to a person in the second definition but can also refer to an actual grate used for urination.

Sam: Our manager decided that none of us should get raises until he gets the promotion he wants.
Dean: Wow seriously? What a pissgrate!

by Andiamo August 27, 2021

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023

Pisstrated

To be pissed off and frustrated.

That dude's attitude keeps me so pisstrated.

by Bdoggydog May 6, 2024