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Pisshopper

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.
(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!
by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009
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Pisshacking

Adj - Terrible, wrong, ugly, etc.
Verb - Loitering, Hanging Out
Adj - I can't believe I have to take this pisshacking test!
Verb - Damn kids are always pisshacking around my shop!
by SolarisDevorak January 28, 2015
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Pisswhack

To slap a stream of urine back and forth with one's flat-palmed hand. Can be a solo or group activity performed by either gender. Generally practised at urinals and public toilets.
"I'll be right back, gotta go take a pisswhack"

"My game was on point that night, I pisswhacked at a rate of 329wpm (whacks per minute)"
"I pisswhacked the shit outta this guy's stream at the urinal last night, his expression was one of liberation"
"Some guy started pisswhacking me at the urinal, the experience has brought me closer to Jesus"
by MuntMaker May 23, 2016
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pisshorse

An animal that only exists after a 12-pack of beers. It has an affinity for racing.
Man, I have to race like a pisshorse!
by TexicanDan February 21, 2006
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pisswhistle

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.
Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!
by Benton Acker February 28, 2006
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Pisshorn

When you wake up in the morning with an erect penis and have to use the toilet, you have pisshorn.
-"Mate, I've got pisshorn!"
-"Use the toilet, then!"
by Proper Socks September 4, 2013
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Pissurbate

When s/o masturbates while peeing.

It could be done to please someone's eyes, or for the sole purpose that the feeling is awesome. It is simplier to do for women, and they usually find it awesome if not too disgusted to try.
Once I caught my girlfriend pissurbating in my bathroom and I almost jizzed my pants.

Once a girl told me: "I like to masturbate when I'm home alone, but, if I have a full bladder, I'd rather pissurbate, it's much more fun!"
by Infinite.snow August 20, 2013
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