pissafied

the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(

friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!

by harold da' butt nugget August 7, 2014

pussified

To make more like a pussy; water down.

Democrats are a pussified version of the Bolsheviks.

by YINever May 9, 2005

pussified fuck bag

a person who is such a loser that pussy fucker or fag bag will not work and you must conjoin the three words togther

that dude is such a pussified fuck bag

by Josh Pitts March 5, 2006

Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

pussified bitch

A person (usually a dude) who is pussy and prefers to shit talk behind people's back, when confronted they pretend they didn't do it

That dude is such a pussified bitch

by Русский человек#1 November 4, 2021

punsified

pun-sa-fied adj. Really full after a large meal or too much to eat.

ea: I am really punsified and need a rest.

ea: I am so punsified that I can not eat another bite.

by Frank Podesta January 3, 2006

Pissfien

A woman who strongly enjoys someone peeing on/in her

I peed on that pissfien in a hot tub in the middle of an apartment complex. Amanda was her name.

by mnkymn November 16, 2010