Piss up or piss off

A phrase demanding a person to get excessively drunk or to leave the party/gathering.

Person 1: I'll come, but i won't drink anything

Person 2: piss up or piss off cunt

by Josh Redgrave June 17, 2018

Piss Up a Rope

A term used to express an unwillingness to engage in further conversation.

Jon: Hey Gary, are you going to get Mark that CD player?

Gary: Tell him to piss up a rope!

by The Boy Who Never Speaks November 3, 2011

piss up something fierce

To piss very rapidly and for a great length of time. Often times the piss produces a strong piss shiver and the piss may be of an abnormal color. The shiver may make your balls tingle.

Damn fool, I've gotta piss up something fierce fool.

by Jerome Limalicious December 2, 2004

piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H October 17, 2004

Piss Up Monday

When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....

Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!

by The Barnfield Boyz. January 24, 2011

Piss up a rope

A phrase often used to tell a person to leave them.

Go piss up a rope joe

by The real pahooga January 4, 2022

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008