Pinto

n., adj. v.

1. a poorly groomed person, one possessing limited personal hygiene; 2. a person who excels at activities others consider wasteful; 3. a charlatan; 4. someone who enjoys the company of goats; 5. chronic masturbator; 6. a person of dubious mental abilities. 6. to do any of the above

About as useful as a boatload of Pintos.

I hear when he's alone he Pintos like crazy.

They arrested him - heard he was a bit of a Pinto.

by Potpid December 28, 2005

Pinto

Brazillian slang term for a small penis.
Usually used in offence.

"Nick's a pinto"
"Hey! Get your hands off my woman, you pinto"

by Maverick October 13, 2003

Pinto

A term based on the 1971 Ford Pinto used to describe an unerect penis.

Bill: Every time i look at you I go Pinto instantly!

Jane: F**k you! *SLAP*

by thevagdestroyer March 17, 2011

Pinto

1. A Spick
2. A Mexican without a job who just cruises around in his dunebuggy all day yelling at other assholes like himself and attractive women, whom he has no chance whatsoever of getting with.

Oh Shit, who invited Luis? We might as well call him Pinto. He should get off his lazy ass and get a job.

by Koontzy Baby December 28, 2005

Pinto

A slang term for the male fore-skin (shmuck)

That be fishy like Jason's pinto.

by Mac September 24, 2003

Pinto

1.a hypocritical immature child

2.a person who's balls did not drop yet

GuY#1:Don't rush to the bank!
*Guy#2 camps and gets killed*
Guy#1: STOP CAMPING!

Guy #1 is such a pinto.

by xiniv June 20, 2009

Pinto

a hobbit like boy, who uses agression to get a message through. this species is very critical and observant. He can be a good cohort in tight situations. this person will not let you be abused by anyone esle, as he is a loyal friend.

IS that froddo bagins? "No, silly its Pinto!!"

by imalady March 23, 2009