pino vingo

Fat chimp; also known as the walking chode

That pino vingo is such a chimp

by GCast July 2, 2014

Penon

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008

Pinnyvis

Pinnyvis is a spelling of "Pennywise". Often used by the "Docks", also known as Seanna and Adela.

"pinnyvis"
NOO you just pinnyvised me😬

by pinnyvis January 4, 2021

pinnacle pussy

If God had a vagina and you could fuck it, that's what pinnacle pussy would be. The sexual and psychological equivalent of chasing your tail and never catching it. It's what never was and never will be. Jerking off is to sex as sex is to what pinnacle pussy would be. The divine realm.

"Dear Lord, I think I finally found it! Shelby loves me so much and I love her, and the sex is amazing! I think I've found the pinnacle pussy. I proposed and we're getting married!"
God responded, "My dear son, that's not pinnacle pussy that's hell. You never catch pinnacle pussy. But that certainly shouldn't stop you trying."

by SmokeMeth September 23, 2017

President Pinocchio

The well deserved nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Pinnochip

(n.) A little, sweet lie. Similar to a white lie, but usually given in compliment form to someone who doesn't deserve it. It is intended to brighten someone's day, make them stop bitching, or strengthen the relationship.

white lie lie fake mean girls strategy clever

"Hey Dan, your essay was great. You should be a writer."
"Really?"
"No. Sorry, man. Your essay sucked. I was just telling a pinnochip."

by Jackett90 February 24, 2008