Pinocchio

when you get a hard on

hey man i was at this party and i got aPinocchio

by damn bruh thats a sweet meme June 3, 2017

pinocchio

A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other words for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Ronald Reagan, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, etc.

President Ronald Reagan was the king of all pinocchios.

by not found [Error 404] January 10, 2009

Pinocchio

anything a human brain can imagine

yo! look at that pinocchio.
Hey man do you want to pinocchio tonight?
I just pinocchio'd that guy

by thejawneaterBBS September 21, 2022

Pinocchio

The most terrifying Disney movie of all time.

A wooden child gets abducted into slavery, exploited by Satan, turned into an ass, eaten by a whale, and somehow turns into a real boy at the end. Must be Pinocchio.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023

Pinocchio

1. A person who becomes Prime Minister through the transom (l'imposte)
2. A male Prime Minister who is "wife-like," acting as the submissive partner in his relationship
3. Also a nickname for the Prime Minister of Mauritius - Pravin Jugnauth

Paul: Hey Anerood, your son is such a Pinocchio
Anerood: Yes

by Pinok July 26, 2023

Pinocchio

A slang term for a person (chiefly male) that is a Jew, is cheap, or shares any of the stereotypical traits of Jews.

From the 1940 Disney Film of the same name, and the idea that the eponymous character gets a big nose whenever he lies, and a stereotype of Jews are that they have large noses.

Tyler: Dude, can I borrow five bucks for lunch?
Chris: Naw dude, I don't have any.
Tyler: You fucking Pinocchio! I saw you get like 15 dollars change when you bought lunch!

by roscoejenkins March 3, 2009

pinocchio

A guy who is totally ruled by his girlfriend (See Gepetto)

Yo pinocchio, you hanging ten homes?
Nah, esse gotta chill wit Gepetto, I'mma bizounce

by RickyP June 25, 2005