penis pinocchio

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...

"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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by Smellgibson February 20, 2014

Pinocchio presidency

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.

The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019

pinocha

It is used for "pussy" in the Latino culture. It is also discriminating a weak man or a gay man.

"yo necesito pinocha."
" hombre, eres una pinche pinocha"

by summer gonzalez April 22, 2005

Hailey Picchiarello

Hailey is strong and independent. She can face anyone she wants. She is outgoing and a good sport. She goes to the gym too. She is really fit. Everyone wants to be her friend!

Me:Wanna be friends?
Hailey Picchiarello: Sure!

by Julie.Cul November 26, 2018

pinnocchial

when someone lies. To act like pinnoccio.

sean was very pinnocchial while explaining what happened when he hung out with the female last night.

by Dyl B October 5, 2009

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008