Pinnochio Meme

A highly formulated meme where a picture of pinnochio with a long nose is paired with a caption that states something that could be true, but isn't.

Saw a pinnochio meme about staying sober. Fuck my life..

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

PINNOCHIO syndrome

When you have a problem in which you cannot help but lie.

Shay: She said you look like a leper
Later...
Nicole: I never said that, it’s her PINNOCHIO syndrome hitting her again

by Jeremiah Doe May 15, 2018

Pinnochitoes

A bitch whose toes are so damn long and they get longer when she lies or hooks up with your boyfriend.

If this bitch doesn’t stop fucking my boyfriend I’m stealing all of her converse so all she has left are birks so everyone will know about her pinnochitoes.

by Bigtimepapa May 14, 2019

pinnocchio

While performing a rim job on her man in a standing position a woman reaches around to jerk him off, creating the illusion of pinnocchio

Dude this chick licked my ass while jerking me off last night

Oh shit! You got a pinnocchio!

by Metal Brian May 13, 2016

pinnochio

Erection / boner / hard on /

I've got a pinnochio

by thx1038 October 5, 2006

pinnochio

A puppet which was brought to life by a magic fairy. His nose grows whenever he lies.

Pinnochio was shown gagging on a cigar, even though Pinnochio is a children's Disney movie.

by E. Man September 3, 2006

pinochio

The method by which the male's orgasm is increased in intensity by his partner's "faking" or lying about their orgasm during intercourse. First described by Walt Disney back in the early 1900's.

Man I had a great Pinochio last night. She kept screaming louder and louder to make it better for me, but I knew it was fake because she was reading Cosmo while we did it.

by Skanky McStank March 28, 2007