Pinecone Turd

A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.

After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)

Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.

by Taylor Wroblewski & Kent Wes Jacobsen September 10, 2006

pinecone pincher

Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.

Joe is a pinecone pincher because he is tall and likes boys.

by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009

Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.

Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.

by P-Cone June 2, 2020

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009

Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

Pingoiare

Mainly Continental Europe, especially North of Italy. (v) To get easily wound up, provoked, teased. (n) An easily provoked act. A "Pingoia" is somebody who is disposed to get wound up. A "Pingoiata" is a particular situation where a Pingoia's heart rate increases considerably over a discussion and can't let it go Origin: from the act of swallowing something i.e. Ingoiare in Italian

"Hey, do not pingoiare. Next time you will be lucky" "Dad, is that a Pingoia!?! I have never seen one, can I touch it?! - No Son, he can bite" Yeah, he will most likely end up last in the Fantasy Football league, he is pingoiato big time" "

by Niscula May 12, 2016