It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.
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Person 2: I'm felling Pimenta...
Person 1: What's happened bro?
Person 2: I wanna kys, my surname is Pimenta.
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Person 1: What's happened bro?
Person 2: I wanna kys, my surname is Pimenta.
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