waifu pillow

A body pillow with a picture of an anime character on it used by weaboos.

Person 1: Did you hear that (insert weaboo here) fucked his waifu pillow so much that it can stand on its own?
Person 2: Why must you tell me this...

by idktbhandidc July 1, 2016

Pillockory

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

pillowfucking

Making love to a pillow. Usually involves fucking soft pillows filled with feathers. Options include greasing the pillows with Vaseline and/or making holes in a pillow using your cock equipped a metallic knob.

A:What that fucking noise!Sound like someone is fucking a goose!
B:Relax, its just that dickhead Alan pillowfucking again

by andreon7777 December 13, 2012

Pillow Talking

Talking shit about one person to another person for personal gain.

Brah, I know you were pillow talking with that girl about me just so you could fuck with her.

by LilSwipe July 7, 2017

naughty pillows

A term referring to a women's breasts.

"Kim's shirt is unbuttoned so low, I can see her naughty pillows."

by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007

fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge

"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."

by coyote oldman January 19, 2012

Day of the Pillow

The date identified by Vox Day as to when nursing home staff or family members begin executing Baby Boomers by asphyxiation with pillows to inherit their wealth.

On the Day of the Pillow we are going to be rich.

by Littlest Chickenhawk June 15, 2021