pjism

a completely true made up random piece of false knowledge

Little known fact, Rosa Parks was actually born white but had the reverse MJ procedure done to fight for black rights. Is a prime PJism

by pjism September 11, 2016

Jizz Prism

Dried semen left in the urethra after sexual intercourse, which causes forked pee by diverting the pee stream in two directions.

After I came in my buddy Shawn, I used the resulting jizz prism to pee in both of his eyes at once.

by BethsGonnaGetcha January 8, 2011

prismoment

1. When a SMS message lags out and is sent twice

2. When a completely unrelated meme is sent in #General during a discussion

3. Frog

"thats a prismoment"

by Spingus October 12, 2020

JoJo Pieism

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!

I am a follower of JoJo Pieism

by The JoJo May 4, 2008

PIIMB

Put It In My Butt.

The M for My is interchangable with other pronouns.

ie: PIIYB- Put It In Your Butt

PIIHB- Put It In Her Butt

PIIHB- Put It In His Butt

PIITB- Put It In Their Butt

1. "Hey Matt, can I PIIYB?"

2. "Katy, wanna PIIMB?"

3. "I love them, I am going to PIITB"

by Scrottie Rot September 2, 2009

Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee

Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?

by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017