Squeezing Pigeons

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

by Vomikron June 28, 2009

Pigeons

An adjective meaning wild and crazy in a good way, but on the verge of being overwhelming. Pigeons describes something that is carefully balancing between being amazing and being too much to handle.

Whoa! My surprise birthday party was pigeons, man.

by dijon222 October 28, 2012

Pigeons

- A Serb (Cigan as they call themselves), pertaining to Serbia, its inhabitants, or their language
- A native or inhabitant of Serbia
- The Slavic language spoken in Serbia and adjacent areas
- A person whose background is Serbian or somewhat Serbian

A Pigeon is Somebody who is a pussy so they take it out of a girl, they build walls around their home for the woman in their home country, like borat, (no joke).

Pigeons infest places and reproduce like rats before selling their daughters for a case of beer.

Pigeons will only fight in large numbers against a single person or couple.

by DamirIlich May 26, 2009

Dead Pigeons

A descriptive phrase used to say something is boring.

This church party is dead pigeons. Lets go smoke some tree.

by Reverend Chance August 11, 2010

feedin' the pigeons

Another name for masturbating. The motion a guys hand makes when masturbating.

Guy 1: "What are you doing tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nothing, probably just feedin' the pigeons."

by poolboy in February 12, 2008

Pigeons

A pigeon is a girl who be walking by...
My rimmed up blue red loose Spark wit five
Her feet hurt so you know she wanna ride
But she frontin like she cant say hi
what?

I dont want no pigeons, dem be da girls who get no dubs from me, playing the bar dumb broke with her best friends coat trying to holla at me

by ~~$$M-DiZzLe$$~~ January 2, 2004

pigeons in the comfrey

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)

* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.

by Ein3 March 21, 2023