Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan presents Good Morning Britain, and is controversial as hell. He used to present Britain’s Got Talent but he got fired, probably because he isn’t at all talented himself.

Piers Morgan is an idiot

by The Boiled Egg December 23, 2017

Kate Pierson

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.

Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."

by David the Louse August 21, 2008

CNN Piers Morgan

CNN Piers Morgan is an accomplice of the Obama Administration to commit countless war crimes and to commit multiple counts of treason

CNN Piers Morgan was fired from the The London Daily Mirror with criminal charges for a phone hacking wiretapping scandal, he is a "hatchetman of the new world order"

by ILLUMINATEDone January 12, 2013

Piesang

A term derived from Afrikaans, it’s original meaning banana. Typically used as an insulting term after doing something insensible or stupid. Also used as a term of endearment in certain situations. Piesang is a nick-name that one can use to call ones friends in almost any circumstance. Use piesang when in need of a term that says everything in one word.

Friend 1: -walks into glass door
Friend 2: -starts laughing uncontrollably
Friend 1: crying in pain but manages to say “stop laughing”
Friend 2: still laughing uncontrollably

Friend 2: manages to say through laughter “ you piesang”
Friend 1: mildly concussed but starts laughing as well

by I am a piesang November 10, 2021

Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Piet

Piets are the most delicious hot creatures on planet earth, all girls would like some D from P. Very loyal, funny and handsome, knows what he wants and can be very persuasive. Great sex comes with a Piet.

Damn that goodlooking boy is Piet!/I wish my boyfriend was like Piet./Everybody loves Piet.

by GodOfPiets October 20, 2019