Pictophile

The dankest meme app in the App Store. Full of great memes, funny users, and tons of meme-building features, and 11 post tabs. You'll be there for hours, m8.

Mate, have you checked out Pictophile? I've heard it's so much better than iFunny!

by amm192 September 11, 2016

Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009

Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.

Roy Moore is a “Republican pedophile.”

by imje55 December 12, 2017

Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen

There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.

by Tone' April 20, 2008

Reverse Pedophile

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person

A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"

by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008