Piano

An instrument that looks like it will be fun to start playing, but is extremely tideous and difficult, and therefore seen as boring by many. However, when you become an advanced pianist, you will look at the instrument as God's greatest gift to humanity.

Guy A: ugh, I wish I never wasted all of that money on piano lesson. It has to be the most boring instrument ever! Three years with this piece of crap they call an instrument!
Guy B: I've played it for 17 years, it's the best thing that ever has happened to humanity.

by Xyko March 4, 2016

Piano

Italian term for the word ‘soft’.

Observe the piano mark on the piece for your recital.

by Aeaes May 31, 2018

Piano

Code word for a penis

Rabbu: I rlly like pianos
Samantha: OMG! SAME!

Jake: what’s a piano????

by Piano79132829 April 28, 2020

piano

an instrument used for music/love making

Alicia keys wants to get "krucial" on the piano.

by violet rose April 2, 2009

piano

Wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) DON'T GET TALKED IN TO THIS, KIDS! IT'S A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother:Ok little Adam, it's time to learn piano.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!

5 YEARS LATER

Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.

by Piano-hater June 7, 2004

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

piano

An insturment played by William the carl killer

Hey look! william the carl killer is playing the flute and the piano

by Hobbit Mafia December 28, 2005