Rising above Phuket

Transcending the madness of day-to-day existence with the spiritual equipoise of a buddha. From the headline: World's Largest Buddha Rises Above Phuket.

"I'd like to recommend Johnson for the project, since it is fraught with organizational difficulty, and he is constantly rising above Phuket ."

by maximo hudson March 2, 2009

bo phuckles

the real name of koolman187, a fatass lardknocker so fat that he once devoured an entire turkey in one gulp. He likes his women the same color as his shit, because that way when they rim him, he won't notice the shit smeared all over their lips.

Look at that fucker Bo Phuckles! What a fat fuck!

by dt May 7, 2005

pug phugley

extremely butters in the face department

she aint just ugly , she's pug phugley

by steve d September 1, 2008

phuket

"Fuck It" but pronounced (Fook-et)
Same context as "Fuck It"
Also used in the film "Juno" by Juno herself.

no way bro, phuket!

by Herv The Perv February 4, 2009

phuket thailand

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.

guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty

by UndeadDog October 7, 2008

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008

pukle

When something is incredibly disgusting but at the same time sexually pleasing, a male, or female for that matter, ejaculates and pukes at the same time.

Jake was eating out a fat hairy bitch, and in the middle of it he pukled, due to the smell of her twat, and the moans of "ohhh jake!!"

by fistsoffury666 December 17, 2008